Signature T-Shirts

Eternia is Burning

Ho Ho Homosexual

That's So Wicked

Ambiguously Gay

Disco Kettlebell

Plumber Butt

It's Not Going to Lick Itself

Sure Jan

Mordor She Wrote

Radiant Bear

The Plug Before Xmas

Jingle Bell Rock

Who Came First?

Everybody Wants to be Us

He/Him/Daddy

Flames

I Hope You're Merry

Naughty Not Nice

Mermenorah

Rude Fruitcake

Candy Man

It's Time

It's Time (Ugly Christmas)

Santa Baby I Should Be So Lucky (Ugly Christmas)